Text Jokes and Cartoons

A Collection of text jokes and fart jokes, sent daily to me by my friends

Some Commercials and Videos
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Latest Jokes
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* May be Offensive or NOT work-safe

Animals

• Animal Adoption
• Animal Control
• African Animals
• Ceiling Fan Cat

General Fun

• Retroincabulator

Drinks

• Cheating Heart
• Diet
• Foosball
• OJ Diving
• Rootbeer
• Under Your Desk
• Win A Date

Food

• Aquarium Opera
• Asian Girls
• Carnival
• Chris Rock Cereal
• Don't Forget
• Frozen Car
• Gas Woman
• Jogger
• Minute Coffee
• Movie Theater
• PMS

In The News

• Black Angus
• Bush Parody
• Clinton's Final Days
• Iraqi News
• Kosovo
• Oops
• Streaking Farter
• Tech Blooper
• Terror Watchlist
• Trampoline Bear
• Windows 98 BSOD

Random Sports

• Why Women Hate Sports
• Soccer Player
• Robin Williams on Golf
• Baseball In The Pocket
• Nail Guns And Sports Season
• Iraqi Olympic Diving Trials
• If Bowling Were Hockey
• Soccer Dog
• Capable Feet
• Bullet-Time Ping Pong
• Random Bike Crashes
• Bellringer

Beer Commercials

• Beer Factory
• Party
• Grim Reaper
• Beer Stand
• Order Responsibly
• Voodoo Doll
• Alien "WASUP!"
• Beer Spray with Cedric the Entertainer
• Bottle Opener
• Dating Advice with Cedric the Entertainer
• Steaming Cup of Coffee
• Nude Ferret
• Frogs, Tongue Lashing
• Frogs in Trouble
• Horses Have a Snowball Fight
• Invisible Fence
• Referee Training
• Rocket Sled
• Shaggy Dog
• Sick Lizard
• All Natural
• Baby
• Beer Goggles
• Beer Tongue
• Bounce
• Fertility Clinic
• Wear The Fox Hat?
• Golf
• Hippo Security System
• I'm Canadian
• Fantasy Commercial
• Male Foreplay
• TnA Beer
• Tooheys
• Tub Dive

• Two Ladies Of The Night new
• Old Guy Joke Of The Year new
• A Christmas Letter
• Santa is NOT Happy!
• Memo: Company Christmas Party
• The Onion and The Christmas Tree
• Gizzard, Liver and Innards
• The USA Recession
• Little Girl in a Barber Shop
• Romance Novel
• The Garage Door
• Mexican Oysters
• The Hospital Sheets
• Women's Assertive Training
• Pharmacist and The Wife
• Valentines Day & Little Melissa
• Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
• Diary of Man Who Moved to South Dakota
• Holiday Body Statistics
• The Learning Curve
• Rabbit And The Blonde
• Bullfrogs And Blowjobs
• Irish Funnies
• DMV: New Jersey Handbook 2006
• School Sayings
• Birds And The Bees
• Cute Sayings
• Workout Schedual
• Reincarnation, As A Pig!
• Poem: Illegal Immigrants
• What Religion Is Your Bra?
• Coldwater
• Mensa Invitational Contest
• A Boy, A Man And A Donkey
• Why Women Are Crabby
• Mayonnaise
• Virus Alert!!!
• A Policeman On The Stand
• Penis Study
• Buying A Parrot "Cheap!"
• It Doesn't Pay To Piss Off A Woman
• Hospital Room
• Dictionary For Men And Women
• Kids Answers to Marriage
• 2006 Ponderings
• Circumsized
• Suicide Terrorists
• 50th Anniversary!
• Having A Bad Day At Work?
• Kingdom Of Heaven Awaits
• Dear John Letter Gone Bad
• Why Men Are Happier!
• Kids Answers on an Essay
• The Blonde And The Lord
• The Guys' Rules!
• The Old Cow
• They Walk Among Us!
• Ain't It The Truth!
• Myth's About Sexuality
• On the Way to Heaven
• Living Will
• Dear Abby: Mood Swings
• Funny Doctor Stories
• Hospital Follies
• Pearl of Wisdom from Grandpa!
• A Redneck Conversation
• Redneck Divorce Letter
• Climbing the Corporate Ladder
• Pilot to Control Tower
• Politics that Make us Happy!
• Doctor-Patient Confidentiality
• Bird Flu Epidemic
• Blondes Assembling Puzzles
• The Mommy Test
• Crossing the Language Barrier!
• Scrabble!
• Beautiful Blonde Joke!
• Old Hollywood Squares Sayings!
• Women And Men
• Old Age
• Would You Remarry?
• A Poem For Men Who Are Growing Old
• You Know You Living in 2006 When...
• You Know You Are From Colorado When...(1)
• You Know You Are From Colorado When...(2)
• Ever tire of those cuddly "friends" poems?
• Something my 4-year old Granddaughter would say...
• No Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this year!
• AP Headline: Killer Bisquits Wanted for Murder
• Letter From Scout Camp
• My Son the Vet
• Newspaper Headlines Year 2035
• The Real Truth About Alcohol
• Who Elected These People
• My Private Part Died Today
• A Scrolling Joke
• Diary of a Dog and Cat