New Tax Code
Make sure you file correctly
NEW TAX CODE
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there
Effective January 1, 2006, penises will be taxed according to
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-9" Pole Tax
6"-7" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisance Tax
Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!