I'd Like To Come Back As A Pig
Bet you didn't know this...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
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A
pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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A
cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
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Banging
your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
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The
male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
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The
flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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Some
lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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Butterflies
taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
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The
strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
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Right-handed
people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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Elephants
are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
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A
cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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An
ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish
have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
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Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
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Humans
and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
