It was late at night and Susan, who was expecting her second child,
was home alone with her 4-year old daughter, Samantha (Sammy).
Susan started going into labor and almost immediately was ready to
deliver, so, in a panic, she called 911.
Due to a fiscal shortage at the time, only one paramedic was available
to respond to the call. He asked Sammy to hold a flashlight high over
her mommy so he could see better while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Sammy did as she was asked. Susan pushed a couple
of times, and Austin was born! The paramedic lifted him by his little
feet and spanked him lightly to get him to breathe. Austin, of course,
began to cry lustily.
The paramedic then thanked Sammy for her help and asked the wide-eyed
4-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed and Samantha
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place. Spank him again!"