The Hospital Sheets

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was just another false alarm another & stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea & was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets & threw them out of the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing & swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, & ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), & who had watched the whole incident, walked up & asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost?! "