Flight 293

Ever wonder why fares are cheaper on Redeye flights?


An Air Canada plane took off from Torbay Airport in St. John's.
After it reached its cruising altitude, the captain made an
announcement over the intercom:

"Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop
from St. John's to Toronto. The weather ahead is good and we
should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and
relax . . . . OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed.

After a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he said, "I'm sorry if I scared you
earlier. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally
spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front
of my pants!"

A Newfoundlander passenger yelled, "That's nothing guy.
You should see the back of mine!"


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