This one is a classic bar joke!


A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter.
He sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills and guesses that
there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the
bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all
the money."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the
three tests?"

Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender.

So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

"OK," the bartender says. Here's what you need to do: First - You
have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing,
all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it.

Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth.
You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third. There's
a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during
intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot!
I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper
tequila,and then do those other things..."

"Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."

As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more,
he asks, Where ez zat tequila?"

He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp.
Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next,
he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the
people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside.
They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull
yelping and then silence.

Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into
the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his

"Now," he says. "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"


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