Something to Offend Everyone
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
Why is divorce so expensive?
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
What do you call a smart blonde?
What do attorneys use for birth control?
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Why do men want to marry virgins?
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
Why is there no Disneyland in China?