Getting Excercise

Here is what my new schedual looks like...

The Doc told me to start an exercise program.

Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:

Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper

Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head

Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles

Advise Prime Minister Stephen Harper on how to run the country..
Toot my own horn..
Pull out all the stops..
Add fuel to the fire..

Open a can of worms..
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling..
Go over the edge..

Pick up the pieces..

Kneel in prayer..
Bow my head in thanksgiving..
Uplift my hands in praise..
Hug someone and encourage them..

What a Workout!

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