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Virginity like bubble, one prick,
all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get
tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky
all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not
bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good
run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four
balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth!
But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound
to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high
on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should
change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well
often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own
pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different
to midget.
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