The Cork

So there I was minding my own business....


Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a
huge cork stuck in his butt.

If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks
very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently
stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and
I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke,
and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with
a white beard and top hat came boiling out."

He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No shit?"


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