So there I was minding my own business....
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"